Description
Wake up and smell the gunpowder… wait, that’s just our coffee!
Alright squad, let’s talk about the real most important meal of the day – that first cup of rocket fuel that turns you from zombie to operator. This ain’t your mama’s grocery store blend. We’re talking Dark French Roast that hits harder than a 90’s action movie one-liner.
Darker Than Your Tactical Wardrobe
This coffee is DARK dark. Like “I wore all black to the school dance” dark. Like “my AIM away message was a Dashboard Confessional lyric” dark. Bittersweet chocolate vibes meet toasty, strong finish that doesn’t quit. Cocoa and toasted nuts dancing on your tongue like you just discovered the Matrix was real and coffee is the red pill.
Straight Outta South America
These beans come from South American growers who know what’s up. Then they get the VIP treatment – small batch roasted right here in the USA by actual coffee nerds (the good kind) who treat roasting like an art form. We’re talking “Specialty Grade Craft Coffee” certified by the big dogs at the Specialty Coffee Association. Basically, this is the Navy SEAL of coffee beans.
Choose Your Fighter
Whole Bean: For the purists who grind fresh like they’re still using a Discman because “the sound quality is better”
Ground: For the pragmatists who know that time spent grinding is time NOT spent caffeinating
Both options absolutely slap. No wrong answers here, just caffeinated right answers.
12oz of Pure Morning Motivation
That’s 340 grams of “let’s DO this” in a bag. Perfect size for getting through the week without your coffee going stale, or for that weekend when you’ve got back-to-back training days and sleep is just a suggestion.
Fuel Your Training (And Your Attitude)
This coffee is perfect for:
- 5 AM alarm clocks that should be illegal
- Pre-range ritual that actually matters
- Post-training “I survived” celebrations
- Convincing yourself you’re a morning person
- Replacing actual personality until 9 AM
- Deep conversations about gear that definitely aren’t boring
- Staying sharp when the brass is hot and the targets are waiting
As Strong As Your Commitment To Training
Look, we can’t promise this coffee will make you shoot better. But we CAN promise you’ll be AWAKE while you’re training. And honestly? That’s like 60% of the battle right there.
Bold brew for bold moves. ☕💪
Available for shipping to the US, US territories, and Canada – because our neighbors to the north deserve good coffee too, eh?
All that AND a bag of beans. What are you waiting for?
.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Dark French roast
.: Bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish
.: Cocoa, toasted nuts
.: Growing region: South America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as “Specialty Grade Craft Coffee” according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
12oz | |
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Packaging height, in | 9.02 |
Packaging width, in | 4.02 |
Packaging depth, in | 2.99 |
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